Monday, October 20, 2008

Palin motivation

I must confess that I'm absolutely mesmerized by Sarah Palin and her campaign to be Vice President of this great nation.

She has jolted me out of my complacency and shown me the light! I have been wasting myself at my job, slaving away to make money for my employers when I could be serving in public office, leading the nation to bigger and greater things.

What would I do, you ask? Why, I could serve in the next president's cabinet in one of sevaral capacities for which I'm eminently qualified (using the Palin yardstick, that is). For example:

- Secretary of Transportation
Qualifications: I can see planes flying overhead from my backyard everyday! And while I may not actually have used all the modes of transportation (face it, public transit in the bay area sucks!), there is a bus stop within walking distance of my house.

- Chairman of the FCC
Qualifications: I have two cell phones and a clear view through my bedroom window of a new cell tower that's being built a 100 meters from my house. I have also worked extensively for the last 13 years on my communication skills at the behest of my wife who periodically revives her refrain on how I'm not 'communicating' enough.

- Ministry of Internal Affairs
Qualifications: My gastro-intestinal tract is always abuzz with activity - I have gas like you won't believe - but I have managed to keep a lid on all the rumblings and potentially explosive suituations. Now, if that doesn't demonstrate my control over Internal Affairs, I don't know what does!

And so on ... As you can see, the list is virtually endless! I am awakened to my true potential !!

The only challenge will be making it through the stringent vetting process of the selection committee - all avid golf enthusiasts by the sound of it because they seem to think a lower IQ score is a Good thing - but I'm sure I can talk them into giving me a mulligan.
Wait - isn't "mulligan" an Irish term? There - that seals the case for my Foreign Policy experience too!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

First Impressions

So what does one say in the first blog entry?

The pressure is on to say something of substance - to display a sparkling wit, demonstrate deep knowledge, expound profound views on diverse matters, give an insight into my personality, my interests, my passions...

I have always wanted to write, to express myself - my views and opinions (of which I have plenty, I assure you!) but never quite knew where to start. This blog gives me the opportunity to get going; get started on the journey - and I do view it as a journey - with no set agenda, as curious as anyone else to see where it may lead.

I am also a fan of impressionistic art. It conveys to me the notion of how we all look at an image, an event, a person and take away our own unique impressions - a little different, with varying levels of detail.

So - whither blog? I'm not really sure. As the popular phrase employed by all sportspersons in those keenly insightful interviews goes "I'm going to take in one day at a time".

I hope that if you stop by on this page in your traversals through cyberland, you find here something of interest, something to tickle your fancy, maybe a pause for thought, maybe a chuckle; and that you find it worth your while to visit again.

Wishing you Happy Journeys ...

Sukura